of civilisation

Let's look at some milestones in human civilisation:

2560 BC - The Great Pyramid of Giza is completed during the rule of Khufu
500 BC - Construction of the Great Wall of China begins
80 AD - Colosseum is completed during the rule of Titus
600 AD - Chichen Itza in Mexico was completed by the Mayan civilisation
1450 AD - Machu Picchu is built in Peru
1738 AD - The first valve-type flush toilet was introduced by J. F. Brondel

Now, ask yourselves, what is the list up there for? Are there any irregularities? Is there anything wrong, strange or peculiar in the list? Let me answer your questions and clear your minds of this problem. THE INVENTION OF THE TOILET.

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Adam and Eve ran away from each other and hid themselves in the bushes when they realised that they were naked, that they were not clothed. They quickly sewed some leaves together and presto, the dawn of the era of privacy.

Privacy as defined by the Webster's Revised Dictionary is the state of being in retirement from the company or observation of others. Now, let's ask ourselves a question, what is so wrong, strange or peculiar about the definition? Let me answer your question again. RETIREMENT FROM OBSERVATION.

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Tuesday is the day that incidents happen. The girls in the class decide to change in the classroom without any warning that they are doing something that is private. The only thing that may indicate that privacy is needed is the closing of a door. But I too can close the door but not do anything privately.

Ladies, I hope not for my sake but for yours, that if you really want to change in the classroom, put up a sign or assign someone to stand in front or something. Otherwise, an innocent male member of the class will just blissfully walk in one day and without him knowing or wishing or praying for it, he goes to Cloud 9. You get my point. Thanks.

Pope Baldie